My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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