That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
