sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
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we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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