Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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