Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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