talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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