That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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