Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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