i would punch a child for taco bell
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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