I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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