I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I think people are normalizing furries
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
