In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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