Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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