Jerry, you need to find god
Your dad touched me again.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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