Your tits are I can't wait for
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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