I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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