What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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