hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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