Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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