My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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