I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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