This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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