The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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