i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
