It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
