Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How does it feel to date your dad?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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