I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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