Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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