Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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