Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
