I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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