just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My bed is full of blood and feathers
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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