The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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