dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
All the doctor said was why
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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