i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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