How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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