I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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