Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
she told me i tasted like america
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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