its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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