dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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