its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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