He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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