What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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