I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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