i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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