he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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