I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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