I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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