okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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