she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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