Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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