He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just want to make out with him forever
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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