So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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