We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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