belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
sex in a hospital.. check
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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