After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
